Rural 'C' Residents saddled with drunken fool for Representative, I guess he's in good company.
Runnnn Forrest Runnnnn or "Are You Stupid or Something?"
Is it just me or does anyone else notice these things? A couple weeks
ago I came home from work and turned on the TV. Nothing unusual about
that except I saw that "Forrest Gump" was on and I thought great one of
my favorite movies. Can you imagine my disappointment when I noticed it
was only Allan Patton being interviewed on channel 18? You have got to
admit that there is an uncanny resemblance. There are however some
noteable differences between the two. Forrest Gump was a inadvertant
hero and Patton is anything but. Forrest gump was loyal to his people
and Patton is only loyal to a few stooges who pay him lip service.
Forrest gump was abstemious Patton is definetly not. Patton has made a
point of alienating every segment of rural Oliver. Here is a man who
even fights "The Gleaners", a non profit orginization feeding the
hungry around the world. He takes on the wine industry and attacks
common citizens. He has picked on the seniors and the farmers and is
also guilty of ethics violations at the request of Oliver chronicle
staff.